white person: *kills 7 people* “misunderstood teen”
muslim person: *breathes* “terrorist threat”
I tell my girlfriend I am hornet. She thinks it’s typo, but she’ll find out soon enough.
i can hear my mom talkin shit bout me on the phone dont make me catch u on the streets mom
Best banner at the World Cup so far
"what do u want to be when u grow up"
do german snakes go ßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßß
story of my life