silohouettes:

white person: *kills 7 people* “misunderstood teen”

muslim person: *breathes* “terrorist threat”

agelfeygelach:

miniaturekiller:

Rush Hour bloopers.

Jackie Chan, I love you so much.

japaneseanimes:

I tell my girlfriend I am hornet. She thinks it’s typo, but she’ll find out soon enough.

jrne:

i can hear my mom talkin shit bout me on the phone dont make me catch u on the streets mom

stanaitch:

Best banner at the World Cup so far

hannibalspenis:

commanderjshepard:

literally what happens

im still fucking laughing at this

burrgerking:

"what do u want to be when u grow up"

not u

image

eowyner:

do german snakes go ßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßß

setsailforthesky:

story of my life